I am the Looney Writer. I love to write, and make people laugh. For now, that is all you need know about me.
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Showing posts with label prey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prey. Show all posts
Monday, December 21, 2009
Hunter and Prey
Today the Mighty Hunter attacked the Prey with a beating stick, using a bag of French bread as bait. The Prey, not fooled by the presence of a bag of bread out in the middle of nowhere, instead decided to eat some wild Sunkists. The Mighty Hunter, impatient with his unsuccessful trap, attacked and began beating mercilessly. However, since his prey refused to run, his fun was ruined, so he finally left off. The Prey then attacked the Mighty Warrior with a tapping spoon, so the Mighty Hunter became a Mighty Warrior, and went to battle. After fighting for a while, the Prey took advantage of the situation, and used her cleverness to steal the bait from the aforementioned trap. She and the Mighty Warrior, now the Mighty Hunter again, split the bait fifty-fifty. This has not been the Mighty Hunter's first attack, and most likely will not be the last.
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